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TRAIN PIGS FORMAT CHANGE

Make no mistake. trainpigs.com has been a huge success.

However, a website that generally grosses people out doesn’t get bookmarked or visited often.

Since we launched in 2009, the press coverage has been hilarious.

WE GOT NOTICED.

If you don’t think this very website was discussed in top brass MTA  meetings behind closed doors, you’re nuts.

I’m sure they would NEVER admit to it. But they did. F you, Joe Lhota. You troll. Please don’t let this pompous dbag become our next mayor. Vote for the other candidate.

So here’s the deal: This website lives on. I have no plans to make it disappear.

If you’d like to put up your Pigs, HEAD OVER TO THE OFFICIAL TRAIN PIGS FACEBOOK PAGE.

GO FOR IT! Post your photos freely, and be be creative with your captions.

Facebook is way more fun anyway. Spread the word, tell your other disgusted friends to like us on facebook, and let’s grow over there.

Thanks.

-Head Pigparazzi

This is not a Drive By

What happens when your jam-packed train pulls into the station and you have this action shot of Feeding Time just ready to be taken? You seize the opportunity while trying not to chuckle too loudly.

The awful band Train has a 2-ply Hefty Bag filled with love for these creatures.

THIS IS NOT A DRIVE BY.

Musical Pigs

This Christmas, we here at trainpigs.com salute the band TRAIN for making it damn near impossible to avoid their biggest hit ever…..the musical equivalent of fecal matter….the most downloaded song of the year….the most beat to death song on the radio……we don’t have to even name it.

The Voice has the funniest write-up ever about it……click to read and laugh your ass off.