MTA Frightfest

This epic Halloween Frightfest is described by the angry Pigparazzi:

amazing, i find this one guy munching away on a smelly tuna sandwich then the next thing you know another trainpig comes on with a really smelly dish of ziti.  this guy with the ziti just shoveled that stuff in his mouth while the whole train car completely stunk from tuna and nasty ziti.  that guy was eating the ziti like it was the first time he ever ate anything.  why can’t they pass that law banning these pigs from ruining our ride.  the subways are terrible enough, why do we have to endure these nasty munchers. 




“Sorry pal…..rats only.”

Sandy, Irene, what’s the diff?

Enjoy this classic post.

This one has lots of funny rat videos.

Click here for up to the minute info on that bitch Sandy.

Food Workout

Anonymously submitted with this note:

This guy was going uptown on the 1 and couldn’t shovel his food in fast enough. It was falling off of the fork and out of his mouth the whole time. He would sometimes flick it off of the seat or his shorts onto the rest of us.  He may have been in killer shape but his manners weren’t.

Trapped on the M66

Anonymously submitted. It’s an epic battle of the odors. McDonald’s vs. Chinese food. Wonder which one won?

Stuffin’ a Beak, Hoggin’ a Seat

Anonymously submitted.

I’m Feelin’ SUBWAY

It’s always amazing to us when someone decides there is no better place than the actual subway to consume an entire five dollar footlong.

Thanks to Big Bad NY’r for this series….here’s a bonus REMNANT from Rafael:

The Morning Mess

Anonymously submitted, with this note: Boarded this morning on a Manhattan-bound F train at Roosevelt Avenue. This guy ate two of these stinky mystery meat sandwiches. Apparently he didn’t have enough for the rest of us.

Anonymous Action

We get a lot of anonymous submissions, including this pair of gems, cleverly entitled MONEYSHOT ON THE M66

Wow. Deep. Completely unrelated, this anonymously submitted tale. Enjoy. We did:

I wish I knew about this site last week.

First off, thank you! There is nothing more foul than inconsiderate assholes eating on the train, unless, of course, that person has a strange OCD eating habit/ bulimia.
I had the pleasure, last Wednesday night 9ish on the R train into Queens, of sitting across from a woman eating an apple. Well, she wasn’t exactly eating an apple, but chewing the apple and spitting the chewed apple into a clear plastic zip-lock bag. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. At first I thought she wasn’t actually swallowing any of the apple, but once she finished “chewing” it, she began to cough – hysterically – and regurgitate little bits of apple onto the subway floor. She proceeded to put the zip-lock bag of chewed apple into her large travel bag on wheels.
It didn’t end there. She then pulls a cup of yogurt out of her large bag, and inhales it, like nothing I have ever seen, and then methodically scrapes the container…cue hysterical coughing attempts to not vomit yogurt all over subway floor.
All of the “eating” is spliced with chugging ice water.
This was a fairly crowded subway car, which OF COURSE, crawled beneath the East River at 5 MPH, but everyone on the train was horrified. 
This is not the first time I have seen someone binging and borderline-purging on a subway car. 
I am still baffled as to why people think they can not only eat, but engage in eating-disordered behavior on the train.
Not sure what the point is, sending this very true and disturbing experience into Perhaps the woman will see my report, and realized how thoroughly disturbed she actually is.
Keep up the good work, next time I’ll have the balls to take a photo.
If you do decide to use this on the site, please don’t post my name – thanks, boss.

It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy

At first, we were all “who cares? Drinks are okay. Hell, I should be allowed to drink a beer on the train.” Then we saw the second shot:

Come on man. Eat the slice on the sidewalk.

Thanks to Rafael for the photos and title.

Catered Debate Club In Motion

MC C writes: I said something to these boys but they ignored me and kept eating. Shame on them!

We don’t condone bothering or disturbing pigs in any possible way. They are only to be observed in their natural habitat, which of course is a foreign concept to us. Consuming food in the dirtiest place on the planet? No thanks.