Why not just take a dump on the bus too?

Manhattan Mike writes “On brand new M101 bus. It still has new bus smell but that’s slowly being removed by all these vile a-holes that leave things like SUNFLOWER SEED SHELLS behind. F’ing Gross!”

Commuter Chaos

Thanks to our pal GOOD, who found it difficult to deal with this on his NJ Transit ride. GOOD says “There was a third pig just to the left of the guy trying to eat his knee.”

Beer-loving BUCA was shocked and dismayed when he took a seat on the LIRR, only to discover this to his right. Vile, disgusting, monsters.

 

14th Street Falafel

Thanks to Rafael for capturing this fragrant feeding frenzy.

 

And now, THE MONEYSHOT:

 

Bus Pigs

 

As if riding the bus isn’t irritating enough, you make the regrettable mistake of breathing in and catching a whiff of lunch. Thanks for that. Really.

 

This one had to be edited. Lest anyone think we were trying to pull an “upskirt.” Uh, no.

NEVER STOP EATING

This ginormous troll SAT ON ME today with her family-sized container of ice cream. I had to get up and move. Not to mention, snap this photo and move it ahead of the hundreds of submissions in the PigPen that have yet to be posted.

Because I’m lazy. And nobody cares about this stupid website. At all. And I make no money with it. So I barely care.

Look, I’m no Mayor Bloomberg fan. I think he’s generally insane. If I had billions of dollars, the last thing I would want is to be responsible for what goes on in this vile garbage dump of a city.

However, this monster is exactly the kind of person Bloomers is targeting with his anti-soda stance.

Just like betting on black is a good idea, you can bet your fat ass that this dump truck consumes 12 to 14 sodas an hour. Possibly even in her sleep. She’s also probably too stupid to figure out that you can just BUY MORE SODA to get around the 16oz cap.

She’s exactly who Mayor Billionaire would affect with his silly 16oz idea.

I hope this Zamboni keeps drinking soda. I bet she pours it on her ice cream.

KEEP EATING, TUBBY!

The Case of the Nonchalant Newspaper Man

Thanks to SS for this HILARIOUS action shot. We laughed out loud for about fifteen seconds after opening your email. Great work.

Also, why is he so close to Newspaper Man when there’s all that room to his left? Inconsiderate in every way possible. He should have offered Newspaper Man a bite.

Point A to Point B on the Vile Disgusting C

Thanks to Tripp, who was none too pleased by the olfactory assault as he simply tried to get from point A to point B. As if the C train isn’t bad enough, cursed with some of the oldest cars in the entire fleet possessing their own unique stench.

A Slice of Hell

Thanks to Rafael for these shots. We’re not sure whether you were being artistic with the first shot, but we like it.

Fourthmeal

Nothing like getting on the train half-drunk late one night, wanting nothing more than couch and tv, only to be attacked by the wretched stench of The Gentleman’s fourth meal. F you. Hope one night at home you choke on your pipe while wearing fungus-covered slippers.

Your falafel makes me want one.

It also makes me hate you. I should pee on your feet.