Category Archives: MTA sucks

TRAIN PIGS FORMAT CHANGE

Make no mistake. trainpigs.com has been a huge success.

However, a website that generally grosses people out doesn’t get bookmarked or visited often.

Since we launched in 2009, the press coverage has been hilarious.

WE GOT NOTICED.

If you don’t think this very website was discussed in top brass MTA  meetings behind closed doors, you’re nuts.

I’m sure they would NEVER admit to it. But they did. F you, Joe Lhota. You troll. Please don’t let this pompous dbag become our next mayor. Vote for the other candidate.

So here’s the deal: This website lives on. I have no plans to make it disappear.

If you’d like to put up your Pigs, HEAD OVER TO THE OFFICIAL TRAIN PIGS FACEBOOK PAGE.

GO FOR IT! Post your photos freely, and be be creative with your captions.

Facebook is way more fun anyway. Spread the word, tell your other disgusted friends to like us on facebook, and let’s grow over there.

Thanks.

-Head Pigparazzi

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MTA SHUTDOWN: OPEN BAR PARTY FOR RATS!

“Sorry pal…..rats only.”

Sandy, Irene, what’s the diff?

Enjoy this classic post.

This one has lots of funny rat videos.

Click here for up to the minute info on that bitch Sandy.

Pigpathizers

As I descended into the bowels of Brooklyn earlier today, I had to pause and capture this bagel massacre. What do you do if you drop your bagel with cream cheese? Run like hell, of course.

I mention BOWELS because of a certain photo that has been taking a DUMP all over the internet.

Every now and then, I’m attacked by Pigpathizers, who write nonsensical CRAP about how eating on the train is no big deal. What’s the problem?

Hell, just take a look at the comments on this page if you want to get worked up.

Anyway, back to reality. From now on, I have a link for all Pigpathizers. You want to eat down there? BON APPETIT.

Bonus remnants below spotted by BEER LOVING BUCA:

Your Dinner Date!!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Thanks to the ever vigilant GOTHAMIST for this.

Also, I know I’ve been slacking lately. Moving sucks. Also been very busy at real job.

Rest assured, your submissions are safe in the PigBox. I have been accumulating quite a few myself.

I hope to get back to regular posting by April…..and if I get some time before then I’ll throw a few gems up.

Thanks!

MTA SHUTDOWN: OPEN BAR PARTY FOR RATS

“Sorry pal, rats only.”

(Updated: 8/28/11 2:09PM)

Rat-A-Palooza 2011 is in full effect during Hurricane Irene and beyond!

With no end in sight to the MTA shutdown, the GIANT RAT OPEN BAR FIESTA continues as the MTA has some real work to do pumping out an assload of water.

These videos don’t even do justice to DAY TWO of the RAT FIESTA. It’s probably like a Camelbeach Rodent Waterpark down there right now!

And finally…..yeah this won’t happen during the shutdown (assuming the MTA bothers to remove the unconscious), but it is a classic:

MTA: Blowing Your Way

Thanks to Chris for spotting and capturing this much-needed laugh.

He writes: “I personally have never gotten a BJ from an MTA employee, but I won’t stand in the way of others’ pursuit of their rights.”

Yeah, think I saw that addendum to the MTA rules of conduct…..I believe Section 1050.14 gets into technique specifics, explains how toothy is too toothy, etc.

MTA Pigs

David Letterman talks about the RATS in the subway (about a minute in)

http://www.cbs.com/e/2sYIJFyD70zXno0eivQFG9GsKZ5xgrdH/cbs/1/

PLATFORM RAT the size of a CAT

When we see vermin this LARGE, we wish we marched around with a real camera. One day, they will rise up and snatch the food right out of the guilty hands of Pigs.

If PATH can get it right why not MTA?

Although we firmly do believe it should be legal to consume booze on all trains.