Category Archives: Eating food on NJ transit

TRAIN PIGS FORMAT CHANGE

Make no mistake. trainpigs.com has been a huge success.

However, a website that generally grosses people out doesn’t get bookmarked or visited often.

Since we launched in 2009, the press coverage has been hilarious.

WE GOT NOTICED.

If you don’t think this very website was discussed in top brass MTA  meetings behind closed doors, you’re nuts.

I’m sure they would NEVER admit to it. But they did. F you, Joe Lhota. You troll. Please don’t let this pompous dbag become our next mayor. Vote for the other candidate.

So here’s the deal: This website lives on. I have no plans to make it disappear.

If you’d like to put up your Pigs, HEAD OVER TO THE OFFICIAL TRAIN PIGS FACEBOOK PAGE.

GO FOR IT! Post your photos freely, and be be creative with your captions.

Facebook is way more fun anyway. Spread the word, tell your other disgusted friends to like us on facebook, and let’s grow over there.

Thanks.

-Head Pigparazzi

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Commuter Chaos

Thanks to our pal GOOD, who found it difficult to deal with this on his NJ Transit ride. GOOD says “There was a third pig just to the left of the guy trying to eat his knee.”

Beer-loving BUCA was shocked and dismayed when he took a seat on the LIRR, only to discover this to his right. Vile, disgusting, monsters.

 

Your Dinner Date!!

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Thanks to the ever vigilant GOTHAMIST for this.

Also, I know I’ve been slacking lately. Moving sucks. Also been very busy at real job.

Rest assured, your submissions are safe in the PigBox. I have been accumulating quite a few myself.

I hope to get back to regular posting by April…..and if I get some time before then I’ll throw a few gems up.

Thanks!

WNBC piece

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CLICK HERE for the entire article.

Fart Salad Sandwich

“Hey NJ transit eater, F you for putting me in the terribly conflicted position of actually being slightly relieved that the ghastly smelling buttfart reek that violently assaulted my senses was actually emanating from your egg fart sandwich and not your fecal farting ass.

Once again, F you.

From your allies at SEATHOGS.”

Moneyshot!

Dirty Jersey all the way

Thanks to our friends at the hilarious SEATHOGS for these NJ Transit shots.

Holy hell, is that broccoli? Where’s the dip??

Would she like her hot cocoa and puffy slippers as well???

The Five Second Rule

It’s in full effect right here. Yikes. Gross. We can’t imagine WTF he is salvaging from the vile floor of the commuter car.

Thanks to our friends at the hilarious seathogs.com for these vile, awesome action shots and funny title.

Is that Fred from The Howard Stern Show?

Of course it’s not Fred. We’re still overjoyed about the fact that Howard and the gang renewed at Sirius XM. Do you still not have Sirius XM? It’s incredible. There are many, many reasons they have over 20 million subscribers.

Thanks to SeatHogs Destroyer, who captured this Fred wannabe, and writes “this guy went through over 4 bags of chips and popcorn, and the nonstop CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH was horrific.”

The real Fred Norris would NEVER eat on public transit. Scare you? Definitely. But Fred’s no Pig.

Would The Gentleman like his pipe and slippers now or later?

Thanks to our friends at the hilarious http://seathogs.com for another great capture.

The Gentleman pauses to text another classy fellow.

The Gentleman returns to his meal.

The Gentleman leaves treats for future passengers.

The Gentleman does not forget about the vermin. Snacks for everyone!

Vermin will feed for generations, thanks to the valiant efforts of THE GENTLEMAN.

Eating for a cause

Casey writes: “On NJ Transit, this Pig was, and I quote, ‘eating so I can get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked uuuuuup!”

Well OK then!!