RAT ALERT: THEY WILL ATTACK YOU

We have kind of been talking about this for the past few years on this website. Rats have become increasingly violent and aggressive in the subway.

Why?

Because they are getting a lot of food. All the time.

They are getting bigger and stronger.

As BORAT would say: “Strong like bull, good with plow.

When I was a kid riding the subway to school every day, I saw rats. Sure. They have always been there. Did I ever see one on a platform? No. Did I ever feel like I was about to be attacked by a rat? No.

Here’s the press on the rat attack, comment on their articles and tell them why this happened (duh):

FOX 5 NY

AMNY

VOICE

NEW YORK MAGAZINE

GOTHAMIST

NY POST

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