Understandably, Michael was not pleased with what he saw during his commute: “This ringer for Jamie Foxx in “The Soloist” on the Uptown 2 was putting away his beef and broccoli, in predictably disgusting fashion. Needless to say the entire train car stunk.
“Mere hours later, on a downtown local 6, my nostrils were assaulted by something vile. I looked up to find another delicate flower enjoying her souvlaki. We all know what souvlaki smells like, right? Now we certainly do.”