Frequent Pigspotter Chris actually snapped this series on the 1, but we really wanted the title rhyme. What do you care? Settle down, Beavis.
Chris writes: “This Pig shared her trail mix recipe simply by sitting across from me on the 1. It wasn’t a stinky snack, but it sure was noisy. Step 1: Open a bag of mixed nuts and gobble about 1/4 of them to make room in the bag.
“Step 2: Add one small box of raisins.
“Step 3: Shake it.
“Step 4: SHAKE IT HARDER.