Cone Hag

Chris writes: “This old broad was riding the uptown 1 at 9:30PM, slurping and chomping a soft serve vanilla cone. As she finished lizarding the ice cream and started crunching the waffle cone, flakes dropped on her chest, which she flicked off onto the floor. Hey Aunt Doris….settle down, willya?”

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