Our friends at the hilarious seathogs.com captured this R. Lee Ermey lookalike munching a bagel whilst in transit.
“This mother-F-er continually eyeballed me while he sullied his area with a sesame seed bagel, complete with a fragrant egg salad filling. When he was done, he got up and brushed all of the crumbs from his shirt and lap onto the floor. There were at least 30 seeds in and around his area.”
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS? DIDN’T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?