Our pal “B” came across what we would call a CSI scene. Let’s paint the picture based on the clues, shall we?
Our 4/5/6/N/R Pig was likely walking….with headphones blaring….noodles in hand, shoveling into piehole with fork. All of a sudden, SPLAT…noodles on floor. Pig yells expletive. Surrounding passengers look in disgust as they walk by. Pig takes out gum, discovers only one piece left, inserts into filthy grill, throws gum remnants on floor with noodle spew, flees the scene of the crime.
We’ll be back right after these words.