All the details on the ELABORATE Tiger Woods conspiracy

There’s more to it than that. What most people don’t know……we will share. Are you ready? Here goes:

The idea of “Tiger Woods” was conceived by the US Government in the early 1970’s, and by the end of 1975 they had a functional prototype. 

 
“TW1”, as they called it, was programmed to be the world’s best golfer. However, what was not shared with everyone involved was the secondary program installed in its CPU: To uncontrollably bang as many chicks as possible. 
 
This would enable the Government to use the inevitable scandal as a way to distract the American public from real issues. 
 
Our subway scribe seems to know all of this…yet according to his misused apostrophe seems to think the project was named “Tiger Wood”. 
 
No sir.
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2 responses to “All the details on the ELABORATE Tiger Woods conspiracy

  1. Crazy stuff. It is extremely difficult to believe.

  2. You think? Makes sense to me. Just like the moon landing, no?

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